![]() ![]() I have a fantasy football draft,’” Brian said. On that Sunday last summer, Brian had a fantasy football draft and had to leave work early. Since Lolo’s Bowls has opened, there have also been employees outside of the family who have been hired. Because I am a Jehovah’s Witness.A post shared by Lolo’s Bowls father, Brian, grew up listening to Bears games on the radio in the 1970s and vividly remembers watching Walter Payton play.Īfter retiring from United Airlines, he decided to join the new family business, which consists of his wife Darlene (Dolly), his youngest daughter Jennifer (Jenny) and Jenny’s boyfriend Jake. I’m just here to describe the events that unfolded. ![]() Jehovah apparently left the court room as a free man and went to celebrate Easter with his family. Jehovah was let off the hook, and Sarah was in the newspaper the next day. The judge slammed his mallet on the hardwood desk and announced that the ruling was not guilty. And because everyone was completely dumbfounded how this witness had just admitted to flossing twice a day, they had completely forgotten that Jehovah had done the same. I bet even dentists only floss twice a week. When reminded she was under oath she replied, “I know. When asked how often she flossed, she told the court that she flossed every day. But when it turned to dentistry, things went off the rails. Sarah, Jehovah’s witness, was asked to come back to the witness box to be questioned one more time. “It’s something only a murderer could say,” Krystof told the judge. He threw down the sucker and walked out of the building. Twice a day.” Jehovah said this, grabbed the weird tube thing that sucks up water, and took one last suck. Jehovah looked the dentist directly in the eyes. But when the dentist asked Jehovah the same question, Jehovah didn’t flinch. But then the dentist asked Krystof a question. They got their teeth cleaned and flossed, and painfully scraped with stabbing, metal instruments. He told the jury about the time he went with Jehovah to the dentist. He told the jury that Jehovah would always sniff the person in front of him and smile. Krystof explained that he first became suspicious of Jehovah in the lunch line. ![]() The judge looked like he wanted to kill himself. When asked if there was a reason for them losing touch, he replied, “no.” But he sat there for a moment and then said, “well, yes.” He went on to explain that in the sixth grade, during sixth period, his sixth sense was acting up, and he developed a feeling that his friend Jehovah would become a murderer. He explained that the two of them were childhood friends, and they had lost touch after the sixth grade. Things began to get weird during cross examination, when a young man named Krystof was questioned. She also looked a little like Barbra Streisand. She looked like the kind of person who would never double knot her shoes and then act surprised when she tripped. She looked like the kind of person who would hang her own paintings on her wall. But everyone still blames Sarah for the case, mainly because she just looked annoying. I was at his place, and he was just about to put his-“ “We all know that dentist offices are not open during evening hours.” “Where were you on the night of September 25th?” The lawyer got up from the counsel table and stood near Sarah. She walked into the courtroom with a smug look on her face as if she were thinking, “Man, this place smells worse than limburger cheese.” She sat down in the witness box. She was actually one of the worst witnesses the court has ever seen. Jehovah’s witness was a disaster of a person. ![]()
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